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Joke of the Day

"I was once told I run like a gazelle But the guy who said it was in a wheelchair, so I took it with a grain of salt."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Aaand I'm out"

"What do you call a man doing dishes? Single."

"I love my wife My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today. ""Really!"" I exclaimed. ""No,"" She said, ""April Foogargagggrraggggle."" That'll teach her to try and be funny..."

"I was once stoned in Memphis And I entered this weird contest where you had to walk on famous Jessicas. I was walking with my feet 10 ft off a Beal."

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination? Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

"I asked my friend in North Korea what it was like living there.... He said he couldn't complain."

"Q: How you can tell if a ghoul was in your fridge? A: It leaves footprints in the butter."

"Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? He had a bad Outlook."

"Why did the siamese twins moved to England? So the other one would also drive"