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Joke of the Day

"I hate all these PI days jokes They go on forever."

"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."

"I ""pet zone"" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there."

"Did you hear about the guitarist that got arrested? He was fingering A minor."

"Why did the algae end up at school? She wanted to buy an algae bra."

"My neighbour was about to lose his house. So i decided to organise a neighbourhood wide charity orgy to help him. It was truly awe inspiring to see the whole neighbourhood come together like that."

"Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? Because she was in the non-friction section."

"Why is it called xbox one? Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away."

"You can convince people to go anywhere with the promise of free food."

"Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma."