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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word? Get another old lady to say ""BINGO!"""
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"How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high."
"Got involved in an alcohol-related pyramid scheme... What a champaign."
"When carrying a sleeping child to bed in the dark, make sure all intervening doors are open. Babies make cranky, ineffective battering rams."
"Robert De Niro was worried he was having symptoms of Schizophrenia. He went to his doctor and said... ""I heard things."""
"I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements It's putting me to sleep"
"Sitting next to my wife today, I said ""I love you"", She replied ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I answered ""It's me... Talking to the beer"""
"A woman walks into a hardware store and says, ""I want to buy a hinge."" The clerk says, ""Do you wanna screw for that hinge?"" The woman replies, ""No thanks, but I'll blow you for a toaster."""
"What's the difference between a horse? The orange has handlebars"
"*walks in on son making batman & iron man action figures kiss* wtf? ""dad i can explain"" u should never EVER mix the dc & marvel universes"