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Joke of the Day

"Imagine the look on his band's faces when Steve Miller hit them with lyrics claiming people called him Space Cowboy & The Gangster of Love."

"Me: was I born with a mental disorder? Mom: did you iron a shirt while wearing it again Me: NO Mom: ? Me: I thought pants would be different"

"Pretty soon Starbucks will stop being coy and offer to just shove a pumpkin & a fistful of nutmeg in your ass for $20."

"How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? .....change??"

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."

"How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ""have you tried turning the light off and back on?"""

"It sucks when you & your pal show up at a party wearing the same shirt...and an hour in, his chest hair starts sticking to your back."

"How do you find will smith in a snow storm?? Just look for the fresh prints. BOOOM!"

"Found the battery for your mom's dildo. http://imgur.com/XBmHG7I. C size for scale."

"I tried to catch a bunch of fog this morning. Mist"