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Joke of the Day
"I started a band called 999 MegaBytes... We haven't got a gig yet..."
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"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo Pronounced - Cunts-way-low"
"[first date] ""So, I heard you work at the circus."" [shallows bread stick whole] Nope. ""You sure about that?"" [chewing on glass] Yup"
"What does it take to break a Nokia phone? Microsoft."
"Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat."
"Kardashian How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They just hold it up because the world revolves around them."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion! And a ban from the cincinnati zoo"
"I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food."
"At church, what three words are foremost in a bride's mind on her wedding day? ""Aisle,altar,hymn."""
"If you light a fire for a man... He'll be warm for the whole day. If you throw a man in a fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."