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Joke of the Day

"I had lots of cheese but no crackers... I was cracka-lackin."

"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."

"If you are attacked by a group of clowns... Go for the Juggler."

"I walked in on my roommate masturbating in the shower I said ""Mate, that's disgusting"" Him: ""Fuck off I can wash it as fast as I like!"""

"What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet"

"Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)"

"The Jewish Dad A Jewish kid asks his dad for $50. His dad replies ""$40?! What the hell do you need $30 for?!"""

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears."

"Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two-farty"

"Did you hear about the pirate who got in trouble at work? He was reported to H-arrrrr"