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Joke of the Day

"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."

"I just had sex with an Astronaut ... It was outta this world"

"What is a penguin? A swallow who ate after 6pm."

"I kept getting asked to stop singing ""What is Love?"". My response to this is always the same... ""I would stop if I Haddaway"""

"What's the difference between an incomplete riddle?"

"I told my dad to do a magic trick So he disappeared forever"

"""Dammit"" or ""Damnit"" are both acceptable, unless you are over the age of sixty, in which case ""Dagnabit"" is required."

"What military branch has the largest biceps? The Army."

"Mary Had a Little Lamb She also had a bear. I've seen Mary's little lamb. But, I've never seen her bear."

"Nothing says ""I made it half-way to the American dream and gave up"" like above-ground pools."