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Joke of the Day

"Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two-farty"

"How does a fallopian tube take its eggs? (Ovaries Z)"

"If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men"

"The rest of these people must be totally shitfaced. -me, driving in England"

"*doctor lifts sheet so wife can identify the body* why is he smiling? ""the last thing he heard was that his blood pressure was 69 over 69"""

"What was Roe v. Wade really about? The fastest way to get across a river."

"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."

"When people fall with their iPhone 6 in pocket and hear a crack sound: ""Please let it be my leg, Lord."""

"I was once called a racist for saying black paint Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""

"Really the only advantage of a rainy day is that it is illegal to exercise."