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Joke of the Day

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over sir? Me: Because you suck at finding rapists, murders, molesters, thieves, and arsonists?"

"Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?"

"If you lead a horse to pretzels and then to water, he will definitely drink."

"BoyFriend & GirlFriend BoyFriend : Hey.! Please give me a kiss.. GirlFriend : No, Not before marriage.. BoyFriend : Don't Worry Darling, I am already married.."

"My Girlfriend is writing a book about menstrual cycles. It's a period piece."

"The inventor of knock knock jokes should win a no-bell prize."

"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? right where you left it."

"What a polite guy... I met Michael J Fox the other day. I only gave him a hi-five and he still shook my hand."

"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."

"""David you're late again!"" ""Sorry boss.."" [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] ""...traffic"""