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Joke of the Day

"Ambushed my mother-in-law After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted ""Are you gonna help?"", I said ""6 should be enough!"""

"When I was a kid my parents would warn me if I was naughty the boogie man would get me I was never scared though, I loved disco music"

"Blockbuster Joke George Lucas, Peter Jackson and James Cameron walk into a bar. George Lucas orders a cosmo. Peter Jackson orders a fine Sauvignon Blanc. James Cameron orders them both to shut up."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black."

"newfie joke How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves? He fell out of the tree"

"Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much? They are cheap."

"What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison"

"I accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because I am not raising a cry baby."

"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."

"if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog? purple, because the ice cream is boneless."