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Joke of the Day

"What do they say about building an erotic statue? ""If you build it they will come."""

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"

"Stupid one liners everyone should know I'll start: I recently sold my vaccum. It was just collecting dust."

"I Once Tried to Break the World Record for Most Records Broken Suffice to say, the employees at Village Music World were not happy with me."

"What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop!"

"What did the dwarf say to the prostitute? Hi-ho"

"WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly 12 a stone ME: WIFE: 312 kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool"

"This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising... And then it dawned on me"

"FRIEND: What's your type? ME: In guys or in blood?"

"""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Customer: ""Nah...she's purdy good lookin'..."""