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Joke of the Day

"Now I know it's the 100 Aniversary of the Titanic and all... But aren't the Italians going a little far with their tribute"

"There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill."

"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in"

"Why do black people like the rain? For drizzle."

"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."

"How do you turn soup to gold? Add 24 carrots"

"What is the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer balls...because it's under a buck."

"Where are PCs formed? In the computerus."

"What do you get from a frozen zombie? Frost bite. ;D"

"Why are Japanese people all skinny? Because of their national diet."