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Joke of the Day

"I was in Ethiopia and I thought I may as well have a threesome... ...you know - two birds, one stone."

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"What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL."
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"A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed."
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"There is this new awesome technology to do group chats... It's called ""put your damn phone away and join the conversation!"""
"Its better to remain silent and let people think you a fool... ...than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."
"Why did the water turn into steam? It mistbehaved"
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