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Joke of the Day

"I wish I was able to say as many things with a simple 'mmmmhhhmmmmm' as your average elderly black woman."

"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America."

"What do you call a digital tree? All bark and no byte"

"Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Three ducks walk into a bar. The fourth one humans."

"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"

"My grandmother is an inspiration! At 84 years old she went to medical school. She's a cadaver."

"Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life."

"Republican luminary Sarah Palin. If I have to explain then its not funny. If I have to explain then you most likely voted for the Republican luminary Sarah Palin."

"Velcro. It's a rip off."

"Spain's king, Juan Carlos, has stepped down from the throne to make way for his son, who is more popular. Which, by the way, would be the worst ""Game of Thrones"" episode ever."