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Joke of the Day
"My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve"
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"If a Tesla car gets stolen . . . would it be called an Edison?"
"Why are monkeys such great friends? Because they're prime mates!"
"your momma so fat I'm seriously concerned for her health"
"How do you foil a plan? (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln"
"Wife: It's time for a vacation. Me: Where do YOU want to go? Wife: Hmm... Maybe the Bahamas? Me: Great idea! And, I'LL go camping upstate!"
"What do you call it when 2 guys fight over a slut? Tug-of-whor"
"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."
"She's not a slut... She's just a weiner connoisseur."