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Joke of the Day

"She's not a slut... She's just a weiner connoisseur."

"Is your smart fridge running? ""Yes? Well can you turn the damn thing off, it's breaking the Internet!"""

"Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer."

"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."

"cremation vs burial During a tunisian funeral , a buddhist tourist asked a man . -why don't you burn the body ? - we just buried the body because God will burn him down"

"What do you call a koala that drives? A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*"

"So I've decided that my Wi-Fi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."

"I bought these shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I've eaten 107 push-up pops."

"You may be able to drive but do you Avocado"