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Joke of the Day

"Jared Fogle ""the subway guy"" was upset to be sentenced to 15 and 1/2 years in Prison today... Funny because 15 1/2 years used to sound pretty good to him."

"Are you ignorant or apathetic ? I don't know, and I don't care..."

"Heading to Chinatown after work... I heard it's Erection Day."

"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only Never mind. Batman's here."

"What's the best thing about blow job? 5 minutes' silence"

"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"

"Baby seal So a baby seal walks into a club..."

"Joke about China [censored]"

"Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope."

"My ex wife claims I have ""commitment issues"" like I didn't just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco."