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Joke of the Day

"Are you ignorant or apathetic ? I don't know, and I don't care..."

"What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you You pull the pin and throw it back"

"When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'"

"What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen"

"Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings. You do the same thing over and over again while waiting for your turn to die."

"Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies? Well, it's snot rocket science."

"The Word Election and Erection Are Spelt Similarly. They also have the same meaning A dick rising to power!"

"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up."

"Where do llamas go on vacation? Alpacapuco"

"I've tried dating websites. But no priest will a marry man and HTML."