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Joke of the Day

"Blowdryer Incident Bob's wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing? Apparently, ""heating up your breakfast"" was not the right answer!"

"I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. I had no idea how to pronounce her name."

"Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill Mrs Brown."

"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"

"The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and.. Morons."

"What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?"

"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her."

"Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college? Her GPA was unda da C."

"After a long day of having my laptop fry my genitals, it feels good to lie in a dark room and have my phone screen fry my eyeballs."

"We didn't have Legos when I was a kid. We had Lincoln Logs & we could build anything with them: big cabin, small cabin, you name the cabin."