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Joke of the Day
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... I can't put it down."
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"What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich? Everything. These two objects have nothing in common."
"Isn't America great! People shouting USA! At sporting events or after a disaster and we bond together. Or at home depot where its like I'll take you essay and you essay and you essay over there."
"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"
"After having sex in a sea... All i can say is that it went swimmingly... I'll^take^my^leave^now..."
"I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular."
"What is a sailor's favorite letter? From his wife back home"
"Ladies, the next time a guy has the courage to talk to you, remember he's not wearing makeup. Also, remember what you look like without it."
"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol"
"What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."