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Joke of the Day
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... I can't put it down."
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"What do you call a lamppost in Niger? Progress."
"Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name ""fire place"""
"Prostitutes are like cigarettes. As a kid, you think you're never gonna try it. When you start getting older, you think, ""why not just once?"". Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke."
"If Mt Vesuvius erupted over us right now, there'd be lots of shapes of people looking at their phones later on."
"Just saw an old man in the park feeding the birds Wonder how long he'd been dead"
"My 9 year old son - ""If I ever get Bieber fever, just let the fever kill me."""
"What is a Redneck virgin? A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!"
"Would a charming vampire be a neck-romancer?"
"What's a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow"