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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich? Everything. These two objects have nothing in common."

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"

"Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood."

"Women are like necklaces They strangle me when i try to sleep with 'em."

"In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'"

"What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face? A Gladiator"

"Why are men so smart while having sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."

"Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway."

"All you need is love And a super low IQ to believe that."

"The grass is always greener on the other side Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us."