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Joke of the Day
"How do you convince America to join a war? Tell them its almost over"
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"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes."
"Do you know why they call it a raspberry pi 2? Because when you see it you'll turn 2 pi radians and walk away."
"I forgot my work ethic at home today, but I did remember to bring my shenanigans and debauchery."
"Did you hear, Tony the Tiger was murdered. It was a cereal killer"
"So I took my car into the mechanic and he said I blew a seal. I said, ""well yeah, but how did you know? And what does that have to do with my car?"""
"The sweater you left is in the closet. just like you."
"Mexican & Black jokes are all the same, once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."
"Neuroscientists have discovered a commonly-consumed food which nearly eliminates the female sex drive. Wedding cake."
"How many tickels until a octopus laughs Ten-tickels...... I'll leave"