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Joke of the Day

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 100 to Drink... 10 to Beat... or 0 to Eat."

"Amazon review: Amazon river DO NOT GO HERE! Everything tries to kill you, plus they don't even have free shipping."

"They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys"

"""Let's eat, Pappy."" Not ""Let's eat Pappy."" Proof grammar saves lives."

"If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you."

"If at first you don't succeed... ...then sky diving is not for you."

"How much does a birdhouse cost? I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep"

"If you crossed King Kong and a bell what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong."

"What do you call a necrophiliac cumshot [Dirty (obviously)] Ice Cream"

"Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? It had beef."