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Joke of the Day
"Why do Mexicans make refried beans? Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time"
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"I read you can have a stroke without displaying any symptoms and I was like ""holy shit, I'm definitely not displaying any symptoms!"""
"Ever been kicked in the shin because you don't have any Fruit Loops? Welcome to parenthood."
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dying nun."
"What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !"
"Don't you hate when you take a power nap and wake up 22 hours later and everybody at work is staring at you?"
"What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time? ""Aye, there's the wub"""
"Kanye West was hospitalized... Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time."
"Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off."
"My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them."