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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way -- unique up on him."

"How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but they get extra credits for it"

"What do Donald Trump and the milk in my fridge have in common? It better get thrown out by November 8 or else I'm going to get violently sick."

"There are three kinds of people... The ones who say the glass is half full, The ones who say the glass is half empty, And the one who thinks you should have gotten a smaller glass."

"People think being a programmer is super exciting But sometimes it's just null and void."

"Brexit must have impacted Game of Thrones' budget really badly... (spoilers) I heard yesterday they fired half of the cast."

"What is Chuck Norris' only weakness? Cancer"

"My wife finally got a ""Brazilian"". He seems nice."

"I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it."

"Something I'll sadly never get back as a Jew My foreskin."