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Joke of the Day

"Ritalin and Adderall Market Research says they both tested well among focus groups."

"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab."

"Why is Donald Trump popular in the Antarctic and Arctic? Because he's doing well in the poles."

"What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner? Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already."

"I'm white, but not have good credit white."

"When god gives you AIDS... Make Lemon AIDS!!!"

"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."

"Isis are planning their next move. They should start by putting their heads together."

"What do you call a gay quadriplegic? A tomato. It's a vegetable that's a fruit!"

"all your favs are going to a special cause tonight it's called ""my low self esteem"""