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Joke of the Day

"Went out for drinks with my tinder date... She ordered the angel shot with lime :("

"Zero word punchlines * Does this smell like chloroform to you? * I wonder what happens when I pull this pin? * Does this hurt? Comment some more!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ... Fuck You"

"Once you go black... you're a single mom."

"A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys? A corporation."

"Wrote ""I wanna rock!"" on every answer to this Geology test and they made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat."

"How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard? You just track the fresh prints. Sorry if its a repost I just heard it."

"I saw the expiration date on my condoms They say it takes thousands of years for latex to degrade, but apparently it's been longer than that since I've gotten laid"

"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."

"I want to make a BDSM joke but I keep getting tied up on the punchline"