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Joke of the Day

"Went out for drinks with my tinder date... She ordered the angel shot with lime :("

"What do your mom and Poland have in common? a lot of countries have been inside her."

"Knock Knock..... who's there? Owls. Owls Who? Yes they do..."

"Today I was told that I sing like an amputee. Apparently I can't hold a note or carry a tune."

"Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa."

"When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, ""Oh my God, I love this song!"", you can be sure that song sucks."

"Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them."

"Why hasn't Harper Lee had any kids? Because she's never spoonfed anyone anything."

"What's the best part about having sex with a tranny? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"My girlfriend started smoking So I slowed down and applied some lubricant."