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Joke of the Day

"me: annie are you ok so annie are you ok are you ok annie (X5) girl [wearing name tag that says annie]: sir will it be paper or plastic"

"knock knock whos there"

"I'm a lover, not a fighter. So if anyone is giving you trouble and you need me to have sex with them, I'm your man."

"Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up."

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, chin wag, natter or chat about Thesaurus Club."

"Maybe design women's clothes so the person wearing it can also zip it."

"Why is money green? Jews pick it before its ripe."

"Remembering idioms is easy It's not rocket fuel"

"Things a raccoon and I have in common: 1) Dark circles around the eyes. 2) Likes eating junk. 3) We're both cute but will kill you."

"Whoever called it getting drunk and not grunk detting just didn't get it."