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Joke of the Day
"Remembering idioms is easy It's not rocket fuel"
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"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."
"When I die, I want you to carry my casket So you can let me down one last time."
"A magician begins pulling scarf after scarf after scarf out of his front tuxedo pocket until Steven Tyler slowly fades away from all photos."
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"I would love to give Rachel Riley a cream 3.14159265359"
"Kate on Facebook can't believe the ordacity of some people. I can't believe the audacity of people who use big words that they can't spell."
"If you eat a block of cheese and do a lunge, it should balance out, right? Actually, it was less lunge, more trip, but still."