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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night? Bedward ScissorHams"
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"What do you call a friar in prison? A felonious monk"
"When is it ladyparts-grabbing time for Donald Trump? When the little hand is on the 10."
"What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome? A leotard."
"(original) I just got my flu shot and tried to draw something, but it still looks shitty. I thought it was supposed to make me artistic?"
"Only a few of you have figured out that in every tweet I've ever written I've been subtweeting Pitbull."
"What type of fruit loves chocolate the most? A Coconut."
"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."
"Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room. And I was like ""*Sex-education* is so advanced now that they also give homework!"""
"911: 911, what seems to be the emergency? Me: My nephew just hit the wall while running 911: Haha Me: Haha 911: Ok paramedics are on the way"