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Joke of the Day
"The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple."
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"A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.""I'm worried about my husband doctor "" she said. ""He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! """
"What would be the most useless superpower? How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet."
"I'm depressive and suicidal, though I have great news! I have terminal cancer! :D"
"I recently went to my doctor for a physical... Doctor: ""Everything looks fine but you need to stop masturbating"". Me: ""Why?"" Doctor: ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical""."
"Fcuk you Adobe! I spend more time downloading Adobe updates than i've ever spent using Adobe."
"What should you do if you're cold? Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees."
"I think Inception really hit home with me because it's basically a story about sleeping."
"Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5/7"