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Joke of the Day
"So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships. In Hd was not the correct answer."
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"Why do women have trouble parking? Because men tell them that 6"" is more than it actually is."
"If someone was shot in a chapel... ...would that count as a mass shooting?"
"There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding? The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding."
"you're lucky I can teach you how to shave my dad wasnt around to teach me. now watch *presses razor against face and moves head up and down*"
"God made the world in 7 days... and the rest Made In China"
"Don't look for a job in a funeral company It's a dying industry"
"What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East? Oman"
"The water from a drinking fountain tastes like pennies and mumps."