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Joke of the Day
"So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships. In Hd was not the correct answer."
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"I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."
"Ancestry.com: The southern version of eHarmony."
"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...well, it was just collecting dust:)."
"Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey? Because he'd always get nailed into the boards"
"What shampoo did Paul Walker use? Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard"
"Christ, you're ENORRRRMUS!! What did the leprechaun say when he met Jesus?"
"What's black, blue, and hates sex? The five year old boy in my basement."
"I relate more to ""Rice, rice, baby"" - because Asian"
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68, because if you go 69 you'll flip over and eat it."