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Joke of the Day

"Cam Newton has been fitted with a GoPro strapped to his leg for the Super Bowl, sponsored by a canned meat company. It's called the Spam Cam Newton Gam Cam"

"I heard that no real accountants were consulted during the filming of the new movie The Accountant. They want the movie to be entertaining."

"What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!"

"I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers."

"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"

"What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket? Lindt choclate."

"I was researching converting to Mormonism until I found out you have to give them 10% of your income I guess I'm Jewish."

"""You the bomb"" ""No you the bomb"" A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella"

"What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day."