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Joke of the Day

"What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day."

"What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos? Japotle."

"How do you know if a Catholic girl puts out? Ask her about her relationship with her father"

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant. but then I changed my mind."

"Why can't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face."

"i got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch."

"A Jewish girl.. ..asks her father, ""Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?"" he says, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"Kangaroo can jump higher than a house Mostly because houses can't jump"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!"

"243 [Slightly NSFW] You asked for it :D Edit: Holy hell this one actually got some attention."