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Joke of the Day
"What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer"
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"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."
"Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church? It's a house of warship"
"She- get lost Me- *jumps in her wardrobe*"
"What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !"
"What did a cyberman say to John Smith? You will be [deleted]"
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!"
"Spent 6 hours linking all my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time."
"What do you do with an aggressive Islamic German shepherd Muslim"
"Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy..."