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Joke of the Day

"What did a cyberman say to John Smith? You will be [deleted]"

"Q's are just O's that got shanked."

"Envelope containing poop. Sorry for the shit post."

"Why did the guitar player get arrested He was fingering a minor"

"A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes."

"How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work? jahbless"

"[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended."

"NSFW I Had Sex With My Teacher Re-Dux I'm self-taught."

"What do you call a Vagina's Poem? A Solliloqueef"

"Why are pills white? because they work"