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Joke of the Day

"What did a cyberman say to John Smith? You will be [deleted]"

"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils."

"Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny? Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. [](/hehheh)"

"The inventor of the Heimlich maneuver has died at the age of 96. Ironically enough, everyone at his funeral was choking back tears."

"FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh. They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Grader"

"My background check bounced."

"If I could really LMAO, I could get into these jeans my mom has saved for me since high school."

"I've had to take a second job working in a bakery. I knead the dough."

"What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?? Slow down and maybe use some lube..."