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Joke of the Day
"Why was jesus bad at COD He respawns after 2 days"
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"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite sex position? FUCKING RAAAWWW!!!"
"What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round."
"What's the cutest part of a house? The awning. I know, I'm sorry."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !"
"What do little miss muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have curds in their whey."
"A new study shows that unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead."
"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"
"What makes rock stars great campers? Their living situation is intense."
"You know why people insisted on calling the Higgs Boson for ""the God particle""? Because since the Higgs Boson gives mass to tiny particles, they imagined that it had to be a tiny priest."