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Joke of the Day
"What's the cutest part of a house? The awning. I know, I'm sorry."
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"PMS is a myth It's really just an ovary action."
"I wouldn't do well in war because the bravest thing I've ever done was post an Instagram photo with no filter."
"Jesus was in his room masturbating when Joseph walked in... Joseph sees him and says ""Jesus fucking Christ!!"""
"PRIEST: The couple has chosen to write their own vowels HER: Shouldn't it be - HIM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies."
"Anybody have plans to stare at their phone someplace exciting this weekend?"
"Is Google a male or a female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank I said ""Get a load of this guy,"" every time someone walked in."
"What is the dumbest animal? An ignoraMOOSE"