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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that fire at the circus?! I heard it was in tents!"
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"You may like your coffee free, but I like mine like I like my women Hot, brown and sweet......and without a penis..."
"What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall."
"Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint."
"Why did the internet pirate get scurvy? He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore."
"""The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in."" ~my mother after a few drinks"
"Old Chinese Proverb Says ""Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"""
"What is the best Cabinet post for Donald Trump? Secretary of 'De-Fence"""
"What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between acne and a priest ? Acne waits until you're 14 to come all over your face"