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Joke of the Day
"What does a vampire call a hemophiliac? Diarrhea."
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"They call me the human Hoyer lift... because I'm good at picking up fat chicks."
"The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi...."
"How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end."
"What's the best hotel in the world? Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars."
"Sex is like a cookie It's usually good, but most people like it better raw"
"what do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid"
"I can turn wine into a one night stand. Your move Jesus."
"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."
"Which part of a vegetable isn't edible? His wheelchair."