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Joke of the Day
"Some people are like water balloons; they're more fun when you throw them out the window."
Next Joke
"How do you know you're not logged into reddit? There are /r/atheism posts on the frontpage"
"Life's like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last very long for fat people."
"Man walks into a bar and asks, ""Can I have a Colt 45?"" ""Sorry Sir,"" comes the reply ""We have sold out"". ""OK, no problem, can I have a Luger and Lime instead?"""
"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"
"What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked? Cracker."
"Using Romeo & Juliet to express how inlove you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is."
"i was one of the palm trees waving around in the background of every 16 bit game in the 90's so yes random guy you do know me from somewhere"
"* Runs Baywatch-style into oncoming traffic *"
"Weird how it's always the women with multiple muffin tops wearing the tightest tank tops money can buy"