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Joke of the Day

"wife: We really need to start teaching 9 some manners me: *shoving an entire Pop-Tart in my mouth and spitting crumbs everywhere* I agree"

"My sister married a black man He's a lawyer. So now I have a brother in law."

"What does Reddit say to the Joker that doesn't have a punchline?"

"What happened to the fireman who let the house burn? He got fired."

"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"

"[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. ""What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?"" OH COME ON"

"Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go right to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free."

"What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line!"

"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I am the 10%"

"Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize."