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"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch..."
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"I avoid making eye contact like my loneliness depends on it."
"TIL of Charles' Law: ""The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."""
"Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales"
"Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted."
"Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal."
"How do Mongolians practice safe sex? They use a khandom."
"Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation. Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven't fed my tamagotchi in 17 years."
"Wife: ""Do you want to watch Batman Forever?"" Me: ""I'll watch it for a couple of hours."" Wife: ""I hate you."""
"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"