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Joke of the Day
"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch..."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ? Almond the side of the law ! Kn"
"How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction? There both just honestly happy to finish"
"Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant? Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide."
"People who type ""First!"" in comment boxes will also be first in line to hell."
"e and i have an argument e says to i: get real i responds: be rational"
"Man insisted on pumping my gas. Didn't turn into an euphemism until he squirted all over the side of my car & asked if that's how I like it."
"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body."
"Dammit, stop summoning me to fight global warming! I'll believe it when the remaining 3% of scientists believe it! -Republican Capt. Planet"
"My ex-girlfriend tried joining the slut club... But all their positions were filled."