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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist insomniac? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog"

"To the person who created the first ""Knock, Knock"" joke.... That person should totally have won the No Bell prize."

"What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up."

"Weekends are like an ORGASM: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time!"

"Weird how TV characters hardly watch any TV."

"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers, paper shirts and a paper hat... He was arrested for rustling."

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina? Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"What do ants drink? Tea. It's an ant tea joke."

"IKEA made headlines today... ...due to their new range of corduroy pillowcases"

"What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? Counter-terrorism"