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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding hare-line."
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"In A Error At 99% Completed Understanding A Girl: . . . This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File. At The Speed Of 2kbps. Which Ends Up.. In A Error At 99% Completed!"
"If the Earth is only 5000 years old, how do you explain Cher?"
"Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like fire fox."
"It's sad that my girlfriend's name is Palmela Handerson"
"I like my women with curves. Lots and lots of curves. In a sort of spiral shape, maybe with ketchup. Curly fries. I like curly fries"
"What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet gets out of the chamber."
"How do black people get to Hogwarts ? They go through wall 9 3/5"
"What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity? A cheetah"