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Joke of the Day

"Just ran outside in a t shirt & panties to save a bird from my cat's mouth. My kid thinks I'm a hero. My neighbor wants to have drinks later"

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"""I'd like a bowl of soup please."" ""Any sides?"" ""I hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE."""
"Why can't Irish people become lawyers? Because of their inability to pass the bar! Credit to my dad for this one"
"I love spending time with my step ladder. I've never known my real ladder."
"Men, if you have met your dream girl, materialize her."
"What's blue and doesn't fit anymore? A dead epileptic."
"What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !"
"What came first - the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats"
"A Programmer goes to the store to buy groceries... .... and while he's there, his wife calls and says: ""While you're out, get some eggs."" He never returns."