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Joke of the Day

"Me: WOW. Look at those legs! Her: Thank you. M: They'd look great around my neck! H: Hey! M: Wish I'd brought my saw. H: WHAT?!? M: Nothing."

"My Problem Is Making Puns People call my jokes Punfunny. See I told you!"

"A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is... Snot Bad."

"My wife is a liar! Last night I texted her and asked here where she was, she said with her sister Emma. I was with her sister Emma!!"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him."

"Where do Mathematicians sail? Indices."

"I set my Tinder location to Flint, Michigan. Those girls are probably hella thirsty..."

"What is green, and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."