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Joke of the Day

"A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is... Snot Bad."

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping"

"Why was the broom late? It overswept. *BadJokesBestJokes.*"

"ME: This man's robbing me COP: No he's not M: He was doing it a second ago *puts robber's hand on wallet* come on why aren't you robbing now"

"My girlfriend is like the square root of -1 Imaginary"

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe, dummy!"""

"NSFW: Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes? Sperm 2: Still a long way to go..........We've only passed the tonsils."

"We get it, Charmin. Bears love to shit."

"When someone yawns, I like to yell ""Surprise Dentist!"" and stick my hand in their mouth, which is fun because I'm not really a dentist."

"I'm bored. Who wants to fall in love with me until they find someone better?"