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Joke of the Day
"My kids just introduced themselves as ""Let's Go"" and ""We're Late"""
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"I accidentally ran over a leprachaun. I brought it home and cooked it up. TRAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"
"""How is this grilling you?"" - mom's 44th question"
"What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD? Time"
"Why does Anna's mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality? Because she lives bicuriously through others ."
"Oscars night, Leonardo DiCaprio walks to the stage... Steve Harvey follows suit..."
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. (All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)"
"Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't working out."
"Do you really have to be skinny to wear skinny jeans or can you be a big fat giant monster? (asking for my big fat friend, Colleen)."
"Microsoft is like a stripper. They don't like you, but they act like they do so you can give them more money."