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"Oscars night, Leonardo DiCaprio walks to the stage... Steve Harvey follows suit..."
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"What's one good thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"A man walks in on his roommate, Internet, crying in the other room. When he asks why, Internet sobs: ""Everything I touch turns gay!"""
"I hate it when people think I'm dumb. I follow current events. Like the World Cup, for instance. I'm totally rooting for Vuvuzela."
"What did M. Night Shyamalan say about a duck's penis? What a twist."
"The teacher asks her 6th graders: ""Can anyone tell me the definition of relative humidity?"" Johnny: ""The sweat on your balls when you're fucking your cousin!"""
"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong"
"allentine's ay. For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th."
"Did you hear about the blonde who put ""Sagittarius"" at the bottom of application forms where it said ""Sign Here""."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way"